Giulia Presutti and Daniele Piervincenzi: they are the two ‘kapos’, to use the gentle term coined by the daily newspaper Safari, who will end up literally squeezed dry and then thrown in the bin by the Nazis on Viale Mazzini.

The reins are being handed over to two correspondents from the programme. The journalist has three options for redeployment: to Tg3, to Rai News, or a posting abroad. The presenter: “People are taking my place who are undermining the professionalism that has shaped the history of Report.” Schlein: “Shutting down Report was a right-wing objective.” Salvini: “That’s only right.” La Russa: “I’m happy.”

The former naval officer and later Five Star Movement senator came to the defence of the presenter of "Report" following the article on Rannucci’s desecratory presentation at the Sanctuary of St Anthony in Eboli. These sacristy-dwellers see politics everywhere: they have no other perspective

The Rai director-general is considering a proposal agreed with Ranucci for him to step down as editor-in-chief of Report. Ranucci hits back: “They’re looking for ways to get rid of me.” A return to the role of editor-in-chief and the risk of a legal dispute

Carmine is now serving the dishes of shelled clams; the Cefalù Bistrot remains open and, in the dining room, to the tune of Antonello Venditti, guests are now looking for Antonio. The other police raid: “Were they looking for evidence? Not at all – they were just issuing fines for double-parking.”

If not quite a ‘foreign pope’ of the broad coalition, then at least a member of parliament on the Avs closed list. “I wish they’d put him forward as a candidate,” says Mimmo Lucano