James Orr, who was implicated in the television investigation into funding for Reform UK, has resigned. He was the party’s ideologue, championing God, country and flag. A Cambridge professor who compared Orbán to Bismarck

The leader of Reform UK has won the by-election in Clanton, but he is not yet out of the woods. The ball is now back in the investigators’ court; they will question him and, if they find evidence of irregularities, refer the matter to the Committee on Parliamentary Standards. And from there, the matter could go back to the ballot box

The leader of Reform UK will return to Parliament, but his legal troubles over financial irregularities are not over. His challenger, Count Binface, failed to beat him, but this time he will get his £500 candidacy deposit back: he secured 26.9 per cent of the vote

The Reform leader has attempted to divert attention from his investigations by calling for a by-election in Clacton; the polls favour him, but the 5,000-year-old candidate from outer space has now exposed the lies of British populism. For once, the anti-establishment figure is a complete waste of space

A twenty-point manifesto in which he promises to bring the Eurovision Song Contest to Clacton in 2028, cut taxes for constituents and raise them for everyone else. The rival of the British nationalist leader is redefining the concepts of the establishment and irony